Over at Scrawl we talked about "what we did when we are drunk" in our bulletin board forum. Some funny and reflective things were said.
Mark Martin
"Sometimes I ride my bicycle. That's one of the funnest things ever. It's like flying."
Ken Clark
"I think my mother speaks to me sometimes."
Richard Lee
"I pretend I have an Irish accent, and it's totally awesome."
Tori Munn
"Judging by the way I'm typing, I'd say that the thing I do most while drunk is typo (but I love the backspace/delete key). Silly me. I have boob photos too, somewhere... but I don't think I'm there just yet."
GiGi Dane
"I think I've been drunk less than 100 times and 80% of those times were between the ages of 20-24. Admitting what I did when drunk then would make me blush -- but while what I did was most likely stupid/dangerous/illegal, I sure had fun. Now if I get drunk I have to force myself to fold middle pair behind a big raise."
Terry Atkison
"I don't actually drink. I just volunteer to be the DD so I can be entertained by those who do drink."
This led to some poems which are being featured at Superpants: The Scrawl Blog. Here's mine below:
When I'm Drunk I Think About Phoenix
The time I just drove there
with an American Express
in my pocket but no coin
for a pay phone I found
by accident, a sunny bar
with green velour drapes frosted
with dust, must be dumb luck
Ma Bell’s out of order
when I flushed the change lever
the coins poured out like this story:
just me and the bartender; lonely,
she laughed
when I paid for two Budweisers
with dimes, smiled, said,
a few more pulls and tugs here
I’d never want to leave
Mark Martin
"Sometimes I ride my bicycle. That's one of the funnest things ever. It's like flying."
Ken Clark
"I think my mother speaks to me sometimes."
Richard Lee
"I pretend I have an Irish accent, and it's totally awesome."
Tori Munn
"Judging by the way I'm typing, I'd say that the thing I do most while drunk is typo (but I love the backspace/delete key). Silly me. I have boob photos too, somewhere... but I don't think I'm there just yet."
GiGi Dane
"I think I've been drunk less than 100 times and 80% of those times were between the ages of 20-24. Admitting what I did when drunk then would make me blush -- but while what I did was most likely stupid/dangerous/illegal, I sure had fun. Now if I get drunk I have to force myself to fold middle pair behind a big raise."
Terry Atkison
"I don't actually drink. I just volunteer to be the DD so I can be entertained by those who do drink."
This led to some poems which are being featured at Superpants: The Scrawl Blog. Here's mine below:
When I'm Drunk I Think About Phoenix
The time I just drove there
with an American Express
in my pocket but no coin
for a pay phone I found
with green velour drapes frosted
with dust, must be dumb luck
Ma Bell’s out of order
when I flushed the change lever
the coins poured out like this story:
just me and the bartender; lonely,
she laughed
when I paid for two Budweisers
with dimes, smiled, said,
a few more pulls and tugs here
I’d never want to leave
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